Recall that not even the main character from a beloved sitcom wants to be the most popular person on the internet for a week. Yes, Jerry Seinfeld dated a 17-year-old while he was a 38-year-old TV personality.
Jerry Seinfeld has turned into a major trending topic this week for a rather inane statement about why there aren’t as many sitcoms anymore. Despite being a part of the industry and seeing firsthand the real reasons, he decided like a lot of older white guys it must be bEcAuSe wOkE. He complained on the New Yorker podcast on Sunday at Yes, Jerry Seinfeld Dated A 17-Year-Old While He Was A 38-Year-Old TV Star:
OK, first we just have to do a speedrun through how silly this statement is. The era he’s talking about where everyone was watching the same sitcoms no longer even existed by the time he was on TV. It’s constantly changing. There were, back then, only three channels. Of course sitcoms represent a much smaller percentage of real estate when there are a gazillion options to choose from on hundreds of channels and streaming platforms. We doubt there actually are even less — there’s just so much other stuff available! Add to that people getting worn out on the format during the golden age of TV. Compared to brilliant dramas like The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Game Of Thrones, etc, sitcoms tend to look a little hokey. Not to mention many of the great sitcoms of recent years are deconstructions of that format — The Office and 30 Rock may not look much like Cheers, but they’re the same kind of comfort food for audiences with more sophisticated tastes. Also, you can still watch all those old sitcoms on streaming! Just sayin’ at Yes, Jerry Seinfeld Dated A 17-Year-Old While He Was A 38-Year-Old TV Star!
Concerning the inability of things that push the envelope to survive? There are a number of well-known counterexamples of massive hits that totally refute such vacuous reasoning.To be honest, Veep, Rick & Morty, and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia are edgier than anything he has ever done on his own show. Hell, the long-time friend and co-creator of Seinfeld, Larry David, has just concluded the series Curb Your Enthusiasm, which was constantly going overboard! Jerry stated something completely nonsensical, and the only people nodding in agreement are fools who enjoy receiving their daily dose of anti-woke propaganda. Indeed, when Jerry Seinfeld was a 38-year-old TV star, he dated a 17-year-old.
But we’re not here to talk about Seinfeld yelling at clouds. We want to talk about the unintended consequence of it. That is to say, the internet responding the way it so often does when they’re annoyed with someone: digging. And it didn’t take long at all to remind everyone of the scandal Jerry escaped relatively unscathed back in the day — and attempt to sort of cancel him in retrospect at Yes, Jerry Seinfeld Dated A 17-Year-Old While He Was A 38-Year-Old TV Star.
Many comments brought up the era when Jerry was arguably the biggest TV star, and we couldn’t tell if those were communist agitators retaliating in kind. I took a high school student out for a date at It’s true that Jerry Seinfeld dated a 17-year-old when he was 38 years old.
Jerry met Shoshanna Lonstein in Central Park in 1993. The story goes he spotted her and kind of followed her around before striking up a conversation and getting her number. He was 38 years old at the time. She was 17. Soon after, they made their red carpet debut as Seinfeld started showing off his teen GF. The new couple quickly made headlines, but at the time most mainstream coverage — like People magazine for instance — quickly accepted it, just talking about it like a hot new couple and not something totally inappropriate. Yes, really! The cover profile’s subheading was, no joke, “When Jerry Seinfeld fell for 17-year-old Shoshanna Lonstein, cynics snickered. No more.” And they gave Jerry the platform to tell it from his side. Naturally, he gave them the old “age is just a number” defense, saying at Yes, Jerry Seinfeld Dated A 17-Year-Old While He Was A 38-Year-Old TV Star:
Yes, it’s a true story.
He also said this was more comfortable than dating multiple girls at once as he’d been doing — he told the mag:
But the outlet also noted that she was still living with her parents despite having turned 18 and being legal. The whole article is a wild relic of a different time. For some reason the fact the multimillionaire kept dating her PAST being 17 somehow justified the age she was when he got her number. Like imagine if James Franco had started dating that one girl he flirted with, and People was like, well, people say she’s mature for her age… You can read their entire 1994 cover story celebrating the couple HERE at Yes, Jerry Seinfeld Dated A 17-Year-Old While He Was A 38-Year-Old TV Star.
BTW, we say 17 because it’s a matter of record that’s how old she was when they met, and — we will remind you — he got her number. He swears they didn’t start dating until she was 18 (and he was 39)… but his explanation of what they were doing before her 18th birthday never sounded like it wasn’t dating! Even Howard Stern thought this was sketchy as hell and said so to his face, teasing him during an interview on his radio show has having waited in the park with “a candy bar on a string.” Jerry defended the relationship, saying at Yes, Jerry Seinfeld Dated A 17-Year-Old While He Was A 38-Year-Old TV Star:
They weren’t dating, they were just going out! They went to a restaurant, how is that not a date? OW! Sorry, our eyes just rolled so hard, we strained something.
By all accounts, the two dated for four years. We also know they broke up in 1997. When she was 21. You can do your own math. She went on to be a successful designer… after finishing college, of course at Yes, Jerry Seinfeld Dated A 17-Year-Old While He Was A 38-Year-Old TV Star.
Anyway, we hadn’t thought about that icky story in years! But thanks to that drivel Jerry was pushing about the woke police ruining sitcoms, there ya go at Yes, Jerry Seinfeld Dated A 17-Year-Old While He Was A 38-Year-Old TV Star!a
